Like you should see me do karate chops. I’m super strong and it doens’t seem hard depending on the hill.

RIP to Icarus but I could fly even closer to the sun

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Bro if you tied one of my friends to a trolley track and then five of my friends to another and told me to pull a lever which chooses between them I’d beat your ass bro because I will NEVER betray my friends.

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Akshully the Icarus story doesn’t make sense. The atmosphere in fact gets colder the higher you go. Are we to believe that Icarus made it through the atmosphere to outer space, and then got close enough to the sun where it would be warm enough to melt the wax, AND THEN defy gravity and fall back to earth instead of being sucked into the sun?

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the sun was a lot closer then

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6 points

You’re talking a lot of shit for someone within ⚡ distance

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4 points

talk crap get zapped

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I would simply flatten the hill. Sisyphus never learned to work smarter not harder

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17 points

All you have to do is build ramps. It’s like making a pyramid. Sisyphus is just pushing it straight up and that’s stupid depending on the hill.

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Sisyphus builds a gently sloping spiral ramp up the hill, and easily rolls the boulder just to have it roll back down again.

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2 points

But pushing the boulder is the point - how else does one expect to get mad gainz?

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25 points

The real tragedy of Sisyphus is that she’s a top but her stone partner will never bottom

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3 points

Holy shit this is such a good joke

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17 points

Hey Sisyphus maybe uhhhhhhhhh don’t stop rolling it before you even reach the top of the hill? Just thinking out loud here

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13 points

Broo, how the fuck is Pandora’s Box even a problem? Just close the lid

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12 points

I swear to god if someone replaced every part of a ship and said it was the same ship as before I’d punch them SO many times I hate liers so much

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9 points

I swear to god

which one?

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4 points

I feel like I’m blessed by Ares because he’s the god of war and probably knows hella karate.

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5 points

I absolutely guarantee a fuckload of ancient Greece used this argument.

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