29 points

They want to do the same to you, Trump is just in the way.

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22 points

“The law, in its majestic equality, prevents rich and poor alike from starting a Pyramid scheme in the state of New York”

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Trump begins his scrappy hobo arc as he trades in the power suit for a barrel with suspenders.

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A reporter yells out “Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! Why are you wearing a barrel with suspenders?”

“I got no money. I got no home. I got nothin’. Because corrupt dem judge witch hunt. Make Trump president again so I can get my money back and get revenge.” He starts mumbling/chanting “Trump 2024” turns around and exits.

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His barrel suddenly sprouts a glowing numeral “2” and he starts waffling between taking on a lvl 1 door knocker and a lvl 3 guy talking on phone

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21 points

It’s cheetover

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18 points

I’d like to see how ole donny wriggles out of this one!

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Another master wriggle from the Teflon don!

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