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about a day

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Well that’s generous

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Nah. The 24 hour window is so all the rich, connected people can apply for some grandfathered exemption clause that’s not available to the rest of us.

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Fuckers

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Well they only operate in the “business day.” Which means after 5pm they’re more vulnerable and that’s when we must strike

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I’d give it 11 minutes.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I understood that reference.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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People say you come back. Reincarnation. Do you think so? Well, it doesn’t seem mathematically possible to me, man. Uh, 'course at one time what we had on the earth was six people, you know. I avoid “two” because it’s controversial but six… most people agree, “fuck, yeah, we had six at one time.” Six people, six souls… cool. They died, souls went back to the place; six new people souls- still six souls. Now we have four billion people… claiming to have souls. Someone is printing up souls… and it lowers their value, you know.

– George Carlin

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Bring me sugar water

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9 points

Explains a lot about some people

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But about the souls of all the bacteria 🦠

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Maybe they get reincarnated into other bacteria?

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No central nervous system, they probably don’t have souls.

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The universe opposite to this is a worse place than this and contains googolplex souls wanting to get here.

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There’s no particular reason to think souls and reincarnation would follow the normal flow of time. If you can be reincarnated in a different place from where you lived, why not a different time? Maybe you could be reincarnated as anyone who had ever lived, or anyone ever will live. Taken to the extreme, there could be just one soul and we’re all reincarnations of each other. It’s all woo, so why not?

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Reminds me of the short story “The Egg” by Andy Weir (same guy who wrote The Martian and Project Hail Mary (which is an amazing book, btw)).

I recommend the egg. It’s a quick read.

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Never seen double parentheses like that outside of algebraic expressions.

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Lol @ me being reincarnated as a cat. I can’t pay bills sorry

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They’d track you until you’re reincarnated into a paying body again.

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And by “track” you mean they’d kill you over and over till you roll human.

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47 points

Dont even remember past lives

Spent 178 years as various insects and sea creatures

Still owe $244’000 on a used honda civic rusting in a scrapyard in a completely different country

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9 points

slavery genocide all the turtle down.

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8 points

Making sure to add LCI, or lifetime compound interest.

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And service charges related to tracking each reincarnation

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58 points

Strange to see Zullie outside of the FromSoft space, but also, 100% accurate point.

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Yeah. They make great videos and they turned out to have rad politics too. Neato.

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“Where is this going. Debts? Companies? Did I miss some huge lore dump? Wait … are they talking about the lands outside?”

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.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

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Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

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I’d just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

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Does Lemmy have a happy cow community?

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Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow

(Why does my voice-to-text randomly capitalize words?)

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bloons

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Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.

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