9 points

Jesus was a twin but “God” just mutated his X Chromosome through “god rays” and merged the cells together.

And now guess how the twin was called.

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4 points

Pekka?

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The twin’s name?

Albert Einstein.

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3 points

He’s a hermaphrodite!

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I get that you’re making a joke, but still, FYI - https://isna.org/node/16/

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24 points

Satanic reptile shapshifters ruling the earth confirmed.

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Simple answer: Mary had a reptile disfunction.

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