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plagues, great floods and, pandemics

What it the unholy bastardized oxford comma is that?

That’s like pronouncing “GIF” as “YIFF”

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Yeah - it’s satan

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yEAH ;:+ i’ts Satan,

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But his violin recitals leave no eye dry.

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Also makes me curious, is there actually a difference between a plague and a pandemic or is it just the old word for it.

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A pandemic is an epidemic (rapidly spreading disease/virus) that’s spread to multiple countries, meaning a pandemic can be caused by any infectious thing that spreads its shit. Plague is just sickness caused by a bacteria called yersinia pestis!

Edit: to add to the plague thing - we call pandemics plagues because of the fun times in medieval Europe when the plague caused a pandemic

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Very enlightening, thank you!

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Plague is not just referring to pestilence.

It can also refer to a pandemic of another disease, or also biblical swarms of locusts destroying the harvest.

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Hello Satan. I also do orgies and metal bands, and am free this evening.

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Where you been bud? Plagues and floods been pretty popular. Metal bands seem scarce these days and I haven’t been invited to an orgie in quite awhile.

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I’m jealous of how much you’ve to discover if you think metal bands are scarce.

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I’ll look into that. What about the orgies though?

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The orgies are pretty scarce to my knowledge.

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If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you’re not getting the invites…it may not be the orgies that have stopped…

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Cmon, what’s the point of religions if I cant blame stuff on Satan?

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20 points

Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I’m complete
And my cock you will suck

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Wait, wait, wait
You motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

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Fuck, fuck
Fuuuuuuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What’s the catch?

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Dave was so good in that.

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17 points

Also knowledge and free will.

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Memes. For metal music.

Don’t be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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