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The trick is a consistent sleep schedule. Consistently getting sunlight within the first hour of waking up helps a lot too, and taking time to wind down, dim lights, like an hour before bed

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Also have a bottle of water in your bedroom near you that you can drink in the morning, it helps you wake up

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And another bottle you can heat up so you can sit on a hot water bottle. There are few pleasures like a warm butt. Also another bottle for pissin.

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So exactly how are we sitting on this hot bottled water?

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Try telling that to my cats

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I don’t get to see sunlight before work maybe this summer though

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Graveyard shift let’s go woohoo!

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How am I supposed to get sunlight when I start work at 6:00 but sunrise isn’t until 8:00

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Get a sunrise alarm, I bought one half a year ago and it works wonders, waking up is so much easier. (I also have to wake up before 6)

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What’s a sunrise alarm

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You have to wake up at the end of a REM cycle, or you’ll wake up feeling groggy and tired.

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I’ve given up giving people sleep tips on Lemmy. You go into any detail or suggest they have to change their habits, and they react like you killed their dog.

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You monster

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She was 5 days from retirement…

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No sleep tips I followed ever made me feel rested if I went to sleep before 12PM. The only way is to take a nap and sleep from 1AM to 7AM. Nobody suggests doing that though, for some reason…

Gotta acknowledge that these tips work for people who have average sleep habits, ones least likely to have bad sleep habits.

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Such a pattern is common in Spain, called “Siesta”.

I used to do this before my days got busier, now I aim for one 6-8 hour block at night.

You can also look into “polyphasic sleep” - which doesn’t actually work unless you get enough sleep though.

Siesta, and what you do is “biphasic sleep” - two phases.

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It’s like giving people depression tips.

“Oh you’re depressed? Haven’t you tried eating healthy and exercising?”

Or do you think your words are so unique and profound you actually expect people to change their lives over your internet comment?

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What have you done to my boy Fido!?

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This is it, with a REM cycle lasting about 90min, I find 7 REMs (7h30m~ 8H) to be the perfect lenght especially if I went to bed at 23h00.

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I get ten hours of sleep. I wake up feeling tired and have to go to work.

I get three hours of sleep. I wake up feeling tired and have to go to work, but I got an additional 7 hours of gaming in and extended my free time. Win.

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Probably not a win in the long run though. But I’ll take it too.

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The “long run” sounds like a future me problem, not a right-now me problem. Therefore, no problem!

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And then people complain that “you’re not healthy”. I feel way healthier and happier with more free time thank you very much.

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I mean, I still average out to 7-8hrs of sleep over the entire week… I just make it up on Friday thru Sunday nights.

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Oh, yeah I cannot for the life of me sleep that long

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I know right? I feel better when im drunk but when I try to stay up all night drinking I get lip from everyone!!

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I have a window of perfection. If I sleep less the 4 hours I’m dead tired in the morning, if I sleep more then 7 hours I am dead in the morning, but for some reason if I get 5, 6 or 7 I’ll be up and at em no issue at all

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Yeah, for me it’s 6 the perfect amount (altho i sleep more on the weekends)

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Finally someone else who acknowledges this

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Have you tried 12 hours?

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I did 18

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