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Wait so flat earth thinks the earth is flat but the moon and sun are not?? How does that work?

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What do you mean? You’re seeing how it works right here.

Sun and moon are spherical objects suspended by a coat hanger and constantly turned in motion by a higher being.

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This physically pains me.

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I’ve tried this experiment in Blender by projecting a NASA earth texture onto a circular plane to see if I could even come up with something where the day/night solstice/equinox cycles make any kind of sense, couldn’t make it work.

I do think that if you really wanted to upset these folks, though, you’d insist that Australia is actually at the center of the earth.

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I have never through of that…how is day an night supposed to work on a flat earth? Like Minecraft they just…rotate around? What about the underside of the earth? The other side of the coin…do people live there too? Can we visit them if we dig a hole?

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The flatearthers are gonna hunt you, better not ask those questions

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The sun is apparently more like a flashlight than an orb. That would be the only way this could work, but even Terry Pratchett knew that this doesn’t make any sense

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…wait and how does it become night? Like the lantern gets turn off? What about when it’s night in a place but morning on another?

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3 points

What do the pillars of the earth stand on?

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1 point

4 elephants and a turtle.

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What does the turtle stand on?

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I babysat a girl who came to me and asked if atoms were really little crosses, like her grandmother taught her. She was confused because the teacher at school was saying something different

I told her to listen to her teacher

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Gives off “my grandma said Cleopatra was black” vibes.

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5 points

Strong “Waterboy” vibes

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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