The mix-up "sounds more like a storyline from one of the 1980’s Police Academy comedies than what should be expected in a high-profile prosecution,” Biden’s attorney wrote.

Federal prosecutors mistakenly claimed in a court filing that a photo of sawdust they found while searching Hunter Biden’s electronics was cocaine, attorneys for the president’s son said Tuesday.

The sawdust picture was used in a court filing detailing incriminating information that prosecutors said they turned up while executing a search warrant of Biden’s laptop and electronics, but his legal team said in court papers that the picture was sent to their client by his then-psychiatrist as inspiration.

The picture shows three lines of yellow dust on a piece of wood near some other dust. The psychiatrist sent the picture to Biden in 2018, saying it was "lines of sawdust sent to me by a master carpenter who was a coke addict.”

Biden’s attorneys said the message and picture were “meant to convey that Mr. Biden, too, could overcome any addiction” and used the apparent mix-up to mock prosecutors.

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The picture from the article.

Yes, that’s a table saw in the mirror. (Edit: or is that a picture frame? Whatever the picture has a table saw.)

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Do those prosecutors think cocaine is light brown?

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Considering the anti-drug propaganda they send to schools? Quite possibly.

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Well, everyone knows cocaine is made from cacao beans!

/s

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Maybe by the time they get some it is

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Maybe the really good stuff that they use is brown. Us plebs just get the white shit.

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They could have said it was heroin… cause that can be brown but no, they say cocaine which is clearly wrong.

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It could be tainted, I suppose

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In all my partying I’ve never once snorted brown coke.

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Better send the SWAT to everyone who has any picture of any dusty substance. After all it might just be tainted cocaine!

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To be fair, the warm lighting in the pic isn’t doing it any favors.

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This is true, but the “powder” is the exact color and consistency of if the sawdust under the saw.

Did they think Hunter set up 3 lines of very chunky, brown cocaine up on a table saw, then just dumped fucking kilos more on the saw and floor for funsies?

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Just saw a clip on Kimmel of Hannity after the sawdust thing came out still insisting that it is cocaine. Because “it’s arranged in perfect little lines.”

He actually asks, “does that look like sawdust to you?”

That’s how much they gaslight.

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And it looks like sawdust. Damn that is dense.

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If I were a prosecutor, I’d be pressing that question too – not a hard question to ask in the context of everything else on that laptop: admissions of smoking crack, videos of smoking crack while speeding etc.

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Sorry… you still think that isn’t sawdust?

Have you ever seen cocaine? Even in a movie? How about that prosecutor?

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And that’s why you’re not a prosecutor, just like those guys are just about to not be. And that’s not a joke, a mistake like this and your career is done. Who the fuck’s gonna want the sawdust cocaine guys

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Damn, as a woodworker I can’t tell you how many times we used to be talking or messing around in the shop and mindlessly making little lines of sawdust as if it was cocaine. None of us did cocaine, its just what you do when you have a large pile of dust in front of you.

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I’m not even a woodworker and I did that with sawdust back in middle school industrial arts class. Like you said, it’s sort of a natural thing to do. Humans like organizing things, even if they aren’t actually able to be organized.

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That’s kind of a cleverly composed photo actually…

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I want to know how much fucking money repubs are spending on this wild goose chase. Completely ridiculous.

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Can we start a betting pool on whether this or Benghazi will end up costing the taxpayers more money?

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Well into the millions at this point, I wouldn’t say all be surprised if it is already fiscally equal to the whitewater kerfuffle (52 million).

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As much as it takes, the cruelty is priceless.

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This while amusing is a scary look at the current FBI and Federal LE’s ability to pursue groundless action.

Hunter Biden and editorialising Joe Biden’s mental state, the highly ambiguous statement on Hillary Clinton’s emails - all under the roof of a Dem Executive.

Not to mention the shitty work done by Mueller - what a god damn hack job that was

Dems need to get it in their heads that LE needs a good wash through and needs a clean up. Having a “middle ground” DOJ and heads of LE is just going to get them and the country in deep shit and it will be too late.

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Definitely. In an attempt to appear impartial, they end up going completely overboard and overcharging for things that no normal citizen would be charged for.

Also kinda strange that apparently only republicans can be appointed as a special counsel. Dems will only ever appoint republicans as special counsels because they’re too concerned about appearances, and republicans will only ever appoint republicans as special counsels because they couldn’t care less about appearances and know that there won’t be pushback, because dems are too concerned about appearances. It’s insanely frustrating.

If we’ve learned anything from the likes of Aileen Cannon, Matthew Kacsmaryk, Clarence Thomas, and Samuel Alito, it’s that actual impartiality is and never has been the goal. It’s about exercising and expanding their own personal power over others, against the wishes of the vast majority of the electorate.

Dems need to start acting like the consequences of this shit are real, stop equivocating about appearances and start using the power the people gave them.

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“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is a photo of the accused butt crack. This definitely proves that he is addicted to crack cocaine.”

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“this close, they always look like landscapes; but nope, you’re lookin’ at balls.”

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It’s wild that they went with Police Academy instead of Arrested Development.

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