I like how they added a 5% tax the government didn’t even need to ask for.

The back the blue burger is made up entirely of pig assholes and hooves. That way the people who get it can taste both the cop’s boots and ass.

Anyone else concerned by the name of the bar?

I don’t know how, but these bootlicking memes manage to get even funnier after seeing one for the 300th time!

Edit: Guess I needed the /s after all.

Ah fuck I used to like that place, it’s been in Dallas for decades and they had great cheese fries