163 points

The guy thinks that hiring a team of rocket scientists means that he is a rocket scientist himself and that it means that he already knows all there is to know about everything.

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Never mind the fact that in the early days of SpaceX, there were people hired whose entire job was to distract Musk with bullshit work so everyone else that actually knew what the fuck they were doing could work around him.

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14 points

When you’re so rich you pay to work

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11 points

This sounds too good to be true. Source?

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10 points

I admit I don’t have a direct source for this one. You spend a lot of time reading things and learning things, it’s not really practical to bookmark every last thing you read or hear.

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13 points

I misread that as “hiring Team Rocket” and/or “hiring Team Rocket scientists”. He’d probably do that, right?

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3 points

Don’t worry, his next zinger will convince you he’s right. /s

Running Twitshit right into the ground in slow motion, as always.

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91 points

Here’s a little more context. Elon doubling down and linking Uncylcopedia, a crowd-edited satirical website, to support his stupid stance.

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72 points

“Nano applies to everything and therefore means nothing. Definitely indicates bs.”

What? When will your companies switch from those bs nanometer scale transistors in their CPUs and use down to earth millimeter etching? Make it even more awesome! Centimeter wavelength!

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19 points

Electric cars don’t need physics! Just money!!!

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14 points

Real men make their electronic components in scales that third world children don’t need microscopy to manufacture.

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5 points

We’re engraving our boards with hammer and chisel, like god intended us to do.

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46 points

I’m starting to think this Elon guy might not be as smart as we all think he is

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22 points

No way! He has money and his own private transportable sink. He’s got it all!

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28 points

And here’s someone much cleverer than me explaining just a few of the uses of nanotechnology and why it’s not BS.

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25 points

While I appreciate the effort (and the info!) I don’t think anyone in good faith actually needs to be told that nanotechnology is real and potentially very useful.

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18 points

The first reply to this post was asking what nano was so I thought I’d add an explanation with added Musk nonsense. Yesterday I posted in !confidently_incorrect and found that some people didn’t know what “soup du jour” meant in English so I’m erring on the side of caution today!

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21 points

Ohh, so nano does not refer to the Texteditor

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How could anyone use uncyclopedia as a source for anything other than laughs? That’s ridiculous. Here’s their article on redundancy, as a reference to anyone that doesn’t know how intentionally and obviously non-serious the site is.

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https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Some_Hippie

The “natural habitats” are those of me and my college roommate.

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12 points

How is this man the guy who owns the most important, bleeding edge technology company in the world.

We need SpaceX to succeed but do we really want to give this dumbass that amount of power? Oof

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34 points

Do we need SpaceX to succeed? I’d rather they get dissolved and everything given to NASA. If I could have my fantasy world fulfilled, anyway.

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18 points

Yep, get private companies the fuck out of space.

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To be honest I love the idea of the government handling space exploration but (saying this as someone who works directly for a government body) the government is just too slow and ineffective to get space exploration online in the timeframe needed for it to generate new technologies that would help the climate crisis.

It’s mostly because of funding and ineffective bureaucracy not lack of talent or capable workers, but it’s a problem nonetheless.

In a better world…

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I believe the star link internet is very useful for people living in rural areas or war zones like Ukraine. I honestly don’t about the rest of it.

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“The daily public displays of mental breakdown will continue until people respect me”.

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72 points

I love it when “with all due respect” translates to “with absolutely no respect” 😂

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16 points

The set of respect deserved is the empty set.

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11 points

The only circumstance it gets used, seems like.

I’ve never heard it followed by something that actually was respect.

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13 points

Because you don’t need to clarify that you are provide all due respect otherwise.

“With all due respect, those are nice shoes.”

“With all due respect, I’ll have the waffles.”

“With all due respect, I think there are a few more jellybeans in there.”

It just isn’t necessary in these and other common situations.

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It’s “proper” usage is preface for a statement whose interpretation is ambiguous or easily misunderstood as disrespect, not as a “you’re not allowed to be offended” preface for statements intended to be disrespectful.

What I was saying is that the latter use case is overwhelmingly the more common one.

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Well, its ACTUAL intended use (and the most common one) is to say basically “I’m going to criticise you, but it doesn’t mean that I don’t respect you as much as you deserve”.

In some cases, including Musk, the amount of respect deserved is none and as such you can use the term correctly without respecting the person you’re addressing at all.

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What it “ACTUAL” says is “no disrespect” not “no unintended disrespect beyond the disrespect you deserve” - the intended use case is clarifying statements that are ambiguous or could read as disrespect, but are intended respectfully.

I do not agree that it’s “intended” as a window-dressing disclaimer for open disrespect. Even if you personally feel that the target deserves no respect - just have the balls to disrespect them openly and without dancing about the matter.

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54 points

Do you mean to tell me Elon Musk said something unbelievably stupid and arrogant?!

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At this point its a surprise when the man says something that’s actually intelligent.

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When does that happen

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38 points

Elon is a Vim fan I guess.

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11 points

And just because he never figured out how to close it, and he’s pretending to know what he’s doing as usual!

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