236 points

Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.

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And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.

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It’s 2023, everyone’s autistic and proud of it apparently.

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If you’re not proud of being autistic, are you even really autistic?

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I’m thrice diagnosed and I fuckin hate it.

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112 points

Honestly sounds like anon has a “weird” attitude about women and mom is trying to figure it out.

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24 points

Where do you get this from?

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46 points

From her questions.

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Dude wesker saying autistic in his voice souds sick.

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3 points

What?

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Dont you know who albert wesker is?

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14 points

seems like a perfectly normal conversation

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This sounds like some AI generated story.

Edit: Grammar

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I think mom’s hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can’t find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you’ll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).

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I think it’s this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like “ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I’ll drop it.”

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36 points

the simulation ran out of processing power for a moment

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13 points

Snaps Yes!

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4 points

I hope this is a R&M reference.

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4 points

It is actually a covert symbol for white supremacists to identify each other

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5 points

My man!

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8 points

Human music, I like it!

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My friend’s dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we’re walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

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52 points

He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.

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9 points

He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA

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How do you think they could afford a pool?

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Nah they go after little guys all the time since cross trained officers can act as DEA agents.

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Hey, I see you’re wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

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12 points

Could have just been socal anxiety

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Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.

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The most base level of autism personified

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