Right now? Probably CEO of Twitter. In more conventional times, probably suicide bomber has gotta rank pretty high, I’d think.
Any job where you service
Gotta be: Fluffer.
Anything to do with politics.
Your background will have to be audited thoroughly. Anything you say or do is going to get reported or even worse twisted. No financial freedom otherwise it would be seen as corruption no matter how small. You are expected to make the correct decisions for the future while not knowing how it would turn out, so you can’t fix everything no matter how hard you try, you aren’t going to make everyone happy, there are always people who are going to be pissed at you, you will get called in the worst names possible, and you are expected to have to take on all of that shit in the name of criticism.