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At least 55 minutes, going for the gusto.

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Three notifications on the hour and one five minutes ago, sounds like he’s a two pump chump and on round 2.

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2 points

Then at least they are ambitious

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What is this app and why would i want my phone telling me about the sounds it heard?

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It’s pre-installed on phones (accessibility> sound notifications).
The purpose is to get notified on things like smoke alarms going off etc when you are hearing impaired.

Edit: here’s the full list of what comes preconfigured:

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9 points

That moment when you wake up, still drunk from last night, and it’s slowly becoming clear what you have done during blackout.

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38 points

What gone wrong? The app clearly recognize the style.

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“We’ve detected what might be a missionary at your front door”

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A sound has been recognized that may be a rusty trombone.

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