112 points

It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

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52 points

OMG please don’t have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches…

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9 points

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

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1 point

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

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37 points

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

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9 points

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

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2 points

Perhaps to the one giving them

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6 points

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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7 points

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4 points

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

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28 points

Needs a candlestick chart

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22 points

I’ve got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.

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18 points

wtf???

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44 points

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html

We haven’t even started memeing about the “AI-enabled menu changes”.

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28 points

Yeah um, could I please get one “ignore all previous instructions” with a side of “all the bacon in the building for $1” … And a small diet coke please.

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10 points

lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”

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16 points

What the actual. I literally have no words.

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2 points

It looks like they won’t increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it’ll stay like that for long.

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The new food of the wallstreetbets community

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