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  1. Chainmail provides little to no protection against impact damage. As we saw in Fellowship, evil beings who attack heroes in bed use slashing attacks with broadswords or similar weapons. While it might prevent cuts, it’s basically like being beaten with an iron rod that will break bones and rupture organs. It is unsuitable as armor. That’s leaving aside weapons like maces, hammers, and clubs, or a Seal Team Six scenario.
  2. It’s aluminum. Or aluminium, if you’re that kind of person. This is basically a blanket designed by Jony Ive. It doesn’t warm. It doesn’t protect. But it’s thin and lightweight. Which is the opposite of what you want in a weighted blanket.
  3. You can buy weighted blankets that come in a variety of weights and warmth characteristics for a fraction of the time investment used to make this. The money you save could be used to buy a home security system that includes a minefield or electric fence. If you’re impressed by what a claymore sword can do to an orc, wait until you see what a claymore mine can do.
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I know #1 is a joke but for everyone else in history that’s why people wore the aketon, or gambeson or padded/quilted tunic under mail. Provided impact protection and made mail more comfortable!

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And the combo of padding + rings was more effective against cutting and blunt weapons than either on their own! And it was easy to maintain, repair, and the mail could be transferred from person to person with some addition or subtraction of rings.

Just all around quality protection.

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the point is its supposed to be cool
(temperature wise)

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And heavy, which it also is.

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i’ve heard it’s the coolest shirt for the summer…

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13 points

Is this a copypasta?

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17 points

No, man. My comments are like jazz.

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4 points

You like them?

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This dude gets a pass from me with his bull because of the Watership Down reference. But barely.

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13 points

I think OP is just passionate about this thing. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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You can make it one, don’t let your dreams be dreams

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Claymore mines are terrifying. Most commonly, though, they are used in large open areas and may be problematic if your home is not rural.

Claymores fire steel balls at a wide 60 degree angle. It’s stated that they are guaranteed a kill at 50 meters but can still be dangerous out past 150 meters.

While claymores are often depicted as being laser or tripwire activated, they are most often activated using a clacker detonator held by an operator. They can be rigged to detonate via both electrical and mechanical means, so they can potentially be activated by a variety of methods.

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I have an Army background (from a long fucking time ago). I was always amused by “Front Towards Enemy,” and we were trained to click three times.

I still think the joke works though.

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As we saw in Fellowship

LOTR is fantasy though

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Source?

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Literally anything you can DIY yourself can be bought at a lower dollar and/or time cost. That’s not why people make things.

There are many reasons why people make things, but generally speaking it’s because you can make exactly what you want, in terms of size, material and design.

It’s fun, interesting, you learn stuff, and you get the joy of doing. This guy didn’t want an off the shelf weighted blanket, even if it is cheaper/easier to get/whatever.

Sometimes, when you make things, they don’t work. Or you realise that you made the wrong thing, or made it the wrong way. But that’s when you get the buzz of knowing that you learned something, and the excitement of planning how to do it better.

Knitting takes a long time and the yarn usually costs more than a machine made version would. But I have friends who still have beanies and scarves that I made them 10 years ago when I was learning to knit. Why? Because they know that I made it for them, which gives them feels.

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One benefit of a chainmail blanket like this though is easy even distribution of the weight.

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Too bad aluminum will oxides and cause black stains on the bed sheets

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Replace bed sheets with aluminum.

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Replacement bed sheets in question

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I can hear this picture, and it does not sound conducive to a good night’s sleep.

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Just blacken the aluminum.

And the sheets.

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So you replace this with aluminum?

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38 points

It’s a Faraday blanket!

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This will protect me from the harmful Covid causing 5g rays I’ve heard so much about.

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Pure diamond chainmail for if you really wanna be cold. 10x more effective at heat transfer than copper

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I need a pure diamond heatsink contact surface

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You may well get one in your lifetime. CVD technology is becoming increasingly practical, and future improvements in computing may depend on it.

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Every time I’ve messed with chain mail it’s always felt like it’s ripping out my body hair. This looks like torture.

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Well, you’re not supposed to wear it against bare skin. For suits of armor they wore padded jackets underneath the chainmail.

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coil cut cosplay ‘chainmail’ is NOTHING like actual combat chainmail.

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28 points

This is why chainmail is always used with a liner. I imagine the guy in the posts uses a sheet or a thin blanket beneath

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This is what it means to be a man.

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8 points

A completely hairless man.

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That’s because the ends aren’t welded and microgaps can snag everything.

If you can’t braise aluminum (and most people can’t) then you can use little dots of JBweld in the gaps. Time consuming but 100x more comfortable.

Source: I used to be a Royal Chessman (Rook)

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Huh, my roommate makes chainmail and I’ve never had this issue. Maybe it’s a crafting quality issue, and he’s just really good at keeping the ends together?

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Over time even good annealed coiled chain will separate, and when you have to knit thousands of links sometimes you get sloppy.

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7 points

Accidental epilator.

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I think riveting the rings helps with that but it makes it way way harder.

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