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What sandwich do you want your partner to make for you?

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In some 2000-10s comedy, “bish, make me a sandwich” is a common punchline. It begs the question, what goes in the sandwich?

As a follow up, how does that differ from the sandwich you might make for yourself?

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RBWells@lemmy.world
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Hmm, I am the better cook. But assuming we have the materials, a roast beef sandwich with sharp cheddar and horseradish, on rye.

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____@infosec.pub
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Easy for the lesser cook, satisfying, and with quite a flavor profile for sliced meat, bread, and a single condiment.

I might add some mayo, but that’s subject to how good the horseradish is.

Well played.

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spittingimage@lemmy.world
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My partner’s favourite sandwich is cheese and honey. I don’t do savoury and sweet at the same time. No partner sandwiches for me.

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Mango@lemmy.world
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The Elvis melt!

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JoBo@feddit.uk
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I’ve only ever heard the phrase when a random internet dudebro was trying to show off for their imaginary friends by insulting me for being a woman.

If this thread is for men only, please amend the title. If it’s for everyone, amend the text to acknowledge that for half the population it is not a punchline, it is an insult.

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toofpic@lemmy.world
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Are you looking for a reason to be insulted?

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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Knuckle.

Edit: you don’t think that attitude deserves a knuckle sandwich?

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