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Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?

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You don’t carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?

But what if a marine biologist shows up???

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That’s completely ridiculous.

I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.

Which is good because I’ve never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

Like free cigs apparently

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Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?

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They exist. I was married to one.

edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn’t.

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Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first

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You have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.

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25 points

Hey babe, want a soggy cig?

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Just the Tiparillo…

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6 points

Why does she have makeup

HOW does she have makeup

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I can’t tell if that’s a painting or a picture. If it’s a painting, then that’s amazing artwork for any era, but especially for the era in which it was created. If it’s a photograph then that woman is stunning.

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It’s a painting, but yes

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