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This is a new satire site, right? These days it’s getting harder and harder to differentiate between reality and fiction in tech. The rest of their posts are pretty much spot on.

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Reality in Canada.

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It’s a good thing that Engineer is a protected profession and not everyone can claim it, like Lawyer or Doctor.

In the US now it’s “oh you’re an engineer? Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

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I disagree, I believe the regulatory agencies do nothing in Canada to legitimize their claim to regulating software development. Heck, they do nothing for electronics or semiconductors or anything smaller than the power grid.

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You can be web dev with an engineering degree

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The name of the website is a play on the satire website the onion, it’s satire.

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Thanks, I didn’t even notice. It’s not a normal decision that would be made, but sometimes there’s weird stuff buried deep in the paperwork.

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It’s sort of based in reality. In general most software jobs are closer to technician work than engineering these days. However, there definitely are lots of software jobs which do qualify as engineering.

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I don’t take any article post or comment seriously anymore. Between the era of misinformation and advancements in AI, my trust in the internet is at an all time low.

Make your own decisions, second guess everything

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Funny enough, I probably did more software engineering as a web dev than I did as a software engineer at some companies.

In the UK, at least, the only difference typically between a web developer and a software engineer is £15-20k in salary. Frankly, we’re all software engineers…

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What are dev/engineer salaries like in the UK? Been considering places to move to…

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About half of the equivalent in the US, often less. It’s exceedingly rare to make 100k here even in a senior position, although it does exist. Median is 40-50k (pounds, so times that by 1.2 for USD).

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Holy crap. That’d be a pretty substantial cut for me, but I guess that said, is the COL a lot less?

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You made that as a senior software dev in Finance more than a decade ago, more now (mainly because the pound went down versus other main currencies), especially if you’re working in the Front Office (i.e. directly with business, such as Traders and Analysts)

However breaking into Front Office IT in Finance without previous experience in your CV working in banking or similar is pretty though.

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Varies heavily dependent on industry, but typically less than US devs. Also if you live outside London it’s going to be a lot less.

You average non-junior dev will probably make about 50-60k £ in london but about 25-35k £ outside london.

Senior developer can vary heavily. in london I’ve seen 60-120k depending on language and industry.

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Wait so it’s possible a Senior Dev outside of London would make $35k??

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Holy shit, that’s nothing outside of London. At that point be a restaurant server.

One thing in the US that has been encouraging is the very lowest earners are getting big jumps in pay, while people like devs are stagnating

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I still wouldn’t say software engineering is actual engineering.

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You mean you wouldn’t expect a software engineer to understand the coefficient of thermal expansion of tungsten carbide in a gas lubricated piston/cylinder pneumatic deadweight calibration system?

Yeah, me either. But I would expect one to know how to research the documentation to find out what it meant.

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Even though my job title has “engineer” in it, I don’t agree that it should be considered an area of engineering.

Yeah, me either. But I would expect one to know how to research the documentation to find out what it meant.

I wouldn’t even expect most of them to this kind of research, no. On top of that, I see “engineering” also carrying some type of accountability and responsibility. For example, civil engineering, there are often regulatory bodies, codes, and standards that engineers must adhere to, and they are legally responsible for the safety and integrity of their projects. While in the software side of things, standards and best practices are more loose. Unless you’re working in safety critical industries (automotive, aviation, etc…), the “accountability structure” is completely different, if existent at all. Calling themselves Software developer or some derivate would make much more from my point of view.

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And software development isn’t actually development. They don’t build houses!

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Did you mean to say software architecture?

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I think the idea is, most people could build a doghouse with no training, but you need planning and education to plan/build a skyscraper. If you want to write your own app at home, maybe no software planning is really required. Keep nailing in workarounds. But if you want to build a huge system, you need to do a bit more than workarounds. You need a good plan from the start to make it all efficient and in a manner others can contribute to the code base.

That said, I feel like just having workarounds is really common even in large industry settings. Maybe I’m wrong though. I’m more of a home doghouse builder type myself.

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Anyone can build a bridge. Only an engineer can build a bridge that barely stands.

In the same way, the fact that one built a large online platform, that doesn’t necessarily mean it was built with minimal ressources and without taking past or future risk.

Engineering is, as a profession, specifically the application of scientific principles to solve problems the right way, the first time, that is to say efficiently, and with minimal risk.

The fact that one codes, or wields a wrench, or operates a C&C machine does not mean one is applying science to solve problems efficiently and managing risk. These are entirely different skills and professions.

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Why? Excited to hear another internet hot take

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The only real software engineer anymore is Linus Torvalds, everyone else stands on the shoulders of giants.

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His name was Terry Davis

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His name was Terry Davis.

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It’s still is, but that would be a bad joke on my end.

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He was genuinely a really good developer. It’s unfortunate that he was schizophrenic.

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Are you doing that thing where you troll by saying something really stupid and wait for others to correct you?

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No, I believe it’s called a joke

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No, jokes have structure. It could be sarcasm but it could as easily be trolling.

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Are you?

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No, you made a statement. I asked a question. My question isn’t a troll since it has a clear yes or no answer.

An answer you’ve failed to provide.

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Like… every engineer?

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they should also ban web developers who refer to themselves as ninjas, especially code ninjas

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Ah yes, I’ve spent decades cringing when I meet a self-proclaimed or even peer-proclaimed “rockstar”, “ninja”, “guru”, “jedi”, or probably a half dozen other “cool” designations for a tech worker.

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rockstar

We fixed that one: https://codewithrockstar.com/

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What if you do it ironically? Like calling yourself a Code Ninja Jedi 10x Rockstar 🚀?

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Bullshit. This started long ago. We’re deep in the midst of it now.

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Ninjas, super-heroes, black-belt and terms like that are known gender-excluders. I’ve been through a couple of adjustment sessions for company standard job descriptions and it’s unreal how you can change the applicant mix by wording.

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