For example:

  • When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?

  • Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

108 points

My last bite should be of my favorite part of the meal. Finish my least favorite part first.

The greatest compliment I can pay a meal is that I couldn’t choose which part to make my last bite.

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I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites

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Yes!

I also save the last bit of candy or other snacks, sometimes for days, until I really want it (most recently, I left the last 2 pieces in a box of Buncha Crunch for over a week. Yeah, it’s weird. I know).

My partner used to finish things I’d leave, which upset me. Then he’d finish it but replace it with an unopened packet, which I appreciated but it still bugged me.

He doesn’t understand it at all, but he’s learned that saving the last bit for “the right time” is important to me. Seeing him leave my little crazy treats around for days at a time makes me feel so loved.

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I used to do this but I have noticed one slight downside to this. My food goes cold by my last bite so the last bite does not have the optimal flavor.

My new thing is I try to eat my favorite part when I feel like the food is starting to go cold so I can still hit that peak.

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3 points

I suppose that is one of the few upsides of being a fast eater.

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I used to do this too, but then realized it was a big factor in my over eating. If there’s too much food on the plate then I don’t get to enjoy all of my favorite element unless I stuff myself.

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73 points

Food should be finished at the same time. You work gradually around all of your sides and main dish so you have exactly one bite of each left, and then you finish your plate.

My SO drives me nuts because they can just eat the entirety of the main dish and then eat all of one side, and then all of another.

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Eating one dish at a time ensures you’re getting the full, unadulterated experience of the dish.

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20 points

But sides are made in consideration of the main course and are intended to be eaten/enjoyed together.

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4 points

Why are side salads typically served before, and separate?

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I’ve never seen anyone else ever do this and now I don’t feel as alone.

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2 points

I eat this way and people look at me like I have two heads.

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21 points

I never want to eat in front of anyone who has replied to you so far. I’m a chaos eater. Nothing exists besides the current bite. I didn’t remember what the last one was and haven’t decided what the next one will be.

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I’d like to introduce you to me - I eat the starch, then the veggies, then the protein. Order of preference, descending.

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I eat like your SO, though I do mix it up a little sometimes, but it’s because I’m saving my favorite thing for last. I don’t want to end up with my least favorite thing at the very end.

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I’ve never wished I could eat in front of another human being more than I do right now. I just really want to trigger you with this and I don’t know why.

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2 points

Start with your favorite dish and when its gone move to #2.

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4 points

That’s like ejaculating on someone’s face and then working your way to foreplay. If this isn’t against the Geneva convention it should be.

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69 points

Always eat the pizza crust. If you don’t, I will.

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People who don‘t eat the crust shouldn‘t be allowed to eat pizza. Don‘t like the crust? Don‘t eat pizza. Aren‘t hungry enough? Eat it with the crust and pack the rest.

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I used to skip the pizza crust until I had a good pizza where the crust was just as good as the toppings.

That’s why I think people who don’t eat the crust haven’t had good pizza.

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There is a huge difference in Italian pizza and whatever passes for pizza in some other countries. Anyone who doubts this needs to try an Italian / Sicilian pizza, it’s amazing.

The bread is much tastier, the ingredients pop in flavour and there is very little greasyness on the plate after eating it.

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It’s okay, officer. I’m saving it for later.

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Depends if the crust is good or not. Sometimes it’s just not worth it. There are some pizzas where the actual pizza is amazing and the crust is just boring as hell. Perplexing but I’m not going to force myself to eat something bland just because lol.

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I give it to the dogs. They enjoy it.

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14 points

Username checks out

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43 points

Food cannot touch on the plate. Each item must have a clearly defined DMZ between it and its neighbors.

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Flavour L

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I was this way as a kid. I’m not sure when I stopped caring.

Carry on with your DMZ, soldier.

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6 points

Same. When I was young, I would RAGE if a pea so much as whispered to the mashed potatoes next to it. Now I reflect that I have bigger problems than this and don’t stress about it. Medication also helps. Somewhat.

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Man, I’m the complete opposite. I tend to mix everything. As a kid I would even shape some dishes into a smooth rectangle after first crushing the potatoes and mixing it with the rest.

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3 points

A friend’s dad feels so strongly about this that he has cafeteria style trays so each food item can have its own little area walled off from everything else.

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35 points

A bite is not good unless it has a little of each thing on my plate. The flavors must all be in every bite.

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I respect your opinion, but I am completely the other way.

A meal wants to be a journey through your flavors.
Each getting a small time to shine, before coming together in the end for that one last perfect bite.

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You know what’s beautiful? I say one thing and do the other. I am a total hypocrite. (At home, I will literally put all of the entree I spend HOURS in the kitchen into a bowl, mix it up, and eat it in front of the TV like a toddler. )

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I don’t want salad in my steak bite, but stir fry clearly shows mixing food is good.

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You ever just take an entire plate’s worth of food and put it in the blender to see if there’s another level to this?

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