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My son already got his first tick bite for the year and we are in the New England area so Lyme disease is a worry. Wood tick so wrong species but the deer ticks are harder to see.

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See meme

See Mosquito later that evening

I woke up with my ankles bit to hell, thanks for summoning it

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Sorry!

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Damn, where is that?

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Yall need to go to India. Just got back with dozens of bites after wearing long sleeve and sweatpants the whole time. Every day is a constant battle against 30-50 mosquitoes.

I went to a party near a lake and saw something that shook me to my core. Swarms of hundreds of mosquitoes just flying around as tho they were gnats. I don’t care about the eco web or whatever, scientists need to just delete these guys from existence

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There are genuine proposals to eradicate (some species of) mosquitos with wacky gene editing techniques.

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Every time someone describes that kinda thing I get a sudden urge to get one of those electric tennis racquet things and carry it with me 24/7 in case I come across a swarm like that

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We do have them but every generation of mosquitoes seems better at avoiding them. I swear as soon as I whip the bat out the mosquito disappears.

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Man are those things satisfying. I get so excited when I find bugs flying around in the house now.

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Vitamin B-12 tablets will help there. I grew up in a highly tick, flea, chigger, and mosquito infested area. My parents shoved B-12 tablets down our throats as soon as it started to get warm every year. We almost never go bitten, as long as we kept taking the daily tablet.

You’ll sweat it out, and B-12 is the smell you have associated with fresh baked bread. The tablets smell like a commercial bakery. Sweating it out gives your skin a slight bitter oder, and masks the smell of your blood.

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Might try it, thanks for the heads up.

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Your comment was “Yall need to go to India” followed by five sentences listing reasons why we very much shouldn’t go to India

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Haha. It will put your mosquito problem into a different perspective, thats all I’m saying.

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To be fair, this is basically most of northern Canada in May/June as well. Also add black flies to the mix, which take small, anesthetized chunks out of you to make you bleed so that they can lick the blood off your skin… sometimes in clouds so thick, you have no choice but to just let it happen.

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Wtf… I have had a horsefly bite before which I think is similar and that shit actually hurts. I would take mosquitoes over that any day…

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Horseflies are big and they hurt! Black flies are small and completely silent and hurt only afterwards. They also keep bleeding and bleeding… No bueno.

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People who say mosquitoes are the worst insects have never encountered black flies. I completely avoid going north in May and June because of those fuckers

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Is anyone in the case?

Are you asking whether we’re trapped in a valise?

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