I guess I can, Contrary to both popular belief, and my hopes and dreams, I am not a citizen of the Republic of Cuba…
For some weird reason, I’ve been mistaken a bunch of times for being Jewish, and have had to “come out” to multiple people on different occasions. (So far as I know, there’s nothing Jewish in my family tree).
I’ve had this my whole life for the most stereotypically racist reasons, maybe I should convert to Islam for the shock value?
I’ve had more than a handful of people say they thought I was German
Some guy on reddit was weirded out because despite not being American I knew about Cliven Bundy
So you’re like the inverse of those Americans that claim to be Irish, but have no real connection to it besides some long dead relative.