33 points

Our every action is to get closer to having sex.

Go ahead, challenge me 😈

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Posting on Lemmy.

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That sweet femboy love…

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Fuck whoever downvoted you, that was funny

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When attempting suicide we’re just trying to end up in a moratorium with a necrophile employee

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Gotta make sure you are the hottest corpse out there

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Ahem, I believe the correct term is “cracking open a cold one”.

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One of your sexes will be the last sex of your life and then everything after that is getting farther away from having sex.

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Not if you go out with a bang

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That’s what I’m hoping for fingers crossed.

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Well, maybe it’s just that everytime she’s around men, they do think about sex. There’s no way for her to have a different experience.

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Maybe it’s also just projection. Like, she sees men as only fucktoys and a necessary evil to have. So the men treat her likewise.

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Maybe it’s just a meme where the context has to be interpreted, and the only projection that exists are those revealed from those interpretations.

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The real friends are the projections we made along the way.

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A Rorschach meme?

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tbh, it felt wrong while i wrote it. But i wrote it anyway.

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Just finished another round of fucking with (or being fucked by?) Nixos’s built-in containers, and can’t stop thinking of continuing tomorrow. So, agreed

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I am so happy to have healthy sex with portage

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Yeah nah. I took one look at it and knew it was not for me.

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All of these but unironically.

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Like… Yes. Is it wrong to think about sex?

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