Last year someone gave me a pair of Sennheiser headphones—dead ass gave them to me. I was ballin’. I got to be a homeless person with an iPhone 12 and a pair of Sennheisers. And then my idiot friend set off a series of unfortunate events that resulted in the loss of my headphones, along with everything else I owned at the time.

So last month when this very sweet devout Christian saw a comment of mine about being a homeless drug addict, and sent me $300. I bought a new pair of Sennheisers on Mercari. I’m pretty sure it was the same model even.

I finally got around to checking my mail and—the headphones are fucked off. They won’t pair or fucking anything.

I had to fight the screaming urge to slam them on the ground.

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Any chance they just need a harder reset of some kind? Bluetooth stuff has annoying interfaces like “tap three times and hold” and things like that.

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Ah rip. I hate Mercari. I tried to buy off there before for nice headphones and also got scammed but at least in this case the order fell thru and I got a refund. Only thing that confuses me, $300 for hd450bt? Those are like $180 new? Maybe Canada?

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they said they were given $300 and bought the headphones, that doesn’t mean the headphones were $300

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Yeah, I paid $89 for them.

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They are $151 CAD new on Amazon.

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Found them for 135 on Amazon. And they obviously got them for cheaper on Mercari.

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jks

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heard this once in either a book or sermon but it’s always stuck with me as I undo my own bootstrap brainworms

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What’s this from?

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I had that screenshot and didn’t have context, so I googled and it’s from Craddock Stories by Fred Craddock. I knew the name because Jeremiah Wright once mentioned him as a preaching giant. Here’s a profile from CNN.

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i’ve read plenty of different sacred texts in my life and not one says “give alms but only if you can get a full accounting of how it was spent”

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If someone asks for a cloak, give them the shirt on your back also and a QuickBooks invoice to create a paper trail

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yeah you’re going to want a donation receipt so you can apply for a tax deduction, that’s just how you incentivize the giving of means-tested alms

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okay bear with me but you could, MAYBE, buy an identical pair on Amazon, and then when they arrive return the broken pair for a refund? idk if Amazon is smart enough to ever refuse shit like that, they seemed not to be

yes obviously this would require you to have the $$$ to make it happen, but, it might be an option rather than having some dud headphones

if you do that make sure it says it’s sold/shipped by amazon and eligible for free returns or it might be a pain in the ass

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If I were gonna spend money on another pair it would be a different model I think.

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I mean the idea would be to replace the ones you got that are broken for free

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