53 points
they get an extra long scarf and wrap it around like a tennis racket handle
11 points
28 points
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ostriches don’t wear scarfs per se. They wear leg warmer.
18 points
I feel like everyone is missing a key detail here.
How are they tying it without hands?
16 points
6 points
They pick it up with their beak and spin their head a few times obviously.
3 points
11 points
Bottom
When we put a scarf on it settles to the base of the neck
If we tied it tight enough right below our chin to never slide down we’d pass out
10 points
I would say the top. A lot of important organs like tonsils are there which can get hurt when people get cold. but the best way would probably still be just wrapping their entire neck somehow.
3 points
