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So true 😞…

And then she comes back and says “yeah, we’re out” and you’re like “yessssss, see that b*tch, I knew it!”.

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If you call your wife a bitch, you’re doing it wrong

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That whole part is silent, of course 😁. Dare say that in front of her and you better run 😂.

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“And I said, biiiiiitch …”

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Did you really say bitch though?

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Of course not, lol, that whole paragraph is silently going on in my head 😂.

To be perfectly honest, my wife scares the shit out of me, she’s like 300 lbs, you don’t want to mess with that 😂.

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I said I said… biiiiiitch

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I did I said… shoulder check… biiitch

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I looked her in the windows of her soul and I said biiiiiiisssshhhhhh

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For me it’s a 50/50 chance that either it was right in front of my face exactly where I was looking, or we’re actually out of it. No in between

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Exactly the same.

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You said that? You said “bitch”?

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No, just thought of it loudly in my head 😂.

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MAH WAIF

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Tell her to make you a sandwich while she’s checking, if she asks why tell her it’ll calm her down and stop her from getting emotional.

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“Did you move things?!”

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This is even more fun in a professional kitchen.

“Bro, we had three people look and be unable to find it, add it to the 86 list.”

“I just saw some in the walk in” Goes to look

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