I aspire to be this guy.

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The title bothers me. He still is totally fine, but he was, too.

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This reads like a Mitch Hedberg quote.

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.”

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I was a bit inspired 😉

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Wouldn’t it be mad if every time this man went to the doctors, they told him “okay, now forget everything you know about vaccines!”?

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But if he had never been vaxxed? Higher long COVID risk & stuff.

Maybe delusional-paranoia-quantities of shots are safer than none!

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He’s totally fine, plus now he can pick up radio signals from all over the known universe.

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With that many shots, he is basically a 5G tower at this point.

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he is basically a 5G tower at this point

More like 12G

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Also legally allowed to walk around in public telling people “touch me child and be cleansed”.

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If you get 216 covid shots, something is clearly not fine.

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My elderly mother-in-law was terrified of COVID and made it a point to get two extra booster shots a few weeks after she got her original dose. She goes back every three months to re-up. I suspect she’d get more if the Pharmacy didn’t have her on file.

Some people are just, like, the opposite of anti-maskers. Absolutely paranoid of the disease and ready to grab at any kind of tulpa offered if they’re convinced it’ll offer protection.

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This guy is calling people “Grandpa Biden” as an insult in other threads. I wouldn’t take what he has to say about COVID too seriously. He’s clearly a Fox News nutjob.

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Perhaps she has “Hypochondria?” Who knows how many people/lives in her life that was affected by COVID. At least this article provides some confirmation that she isn’t hurting herself.

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Perhaps she has “Hypochondria?”

Or she’s just on Facebook too much. She’s not like this with everything, but COVID really got under her skin.

At least this article provides some confirmation that she isn’t hurting herself.

No more than someone with a bunch of tattoos, anyway.

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Tulpa?

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Something you believe in so strongly it becomes real.

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It means you’re one of the 99% who stop right before winning

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Stop being antivax!

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I am from Germany, and the last time I hear about that someone got 217 vaccine shots it was satire because some places offers free food if you get a shot. And he said: “I was just hungry”

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I get angry whenever someone pushes that “They lied to you” bullshit. I just tell them “well tell that to my fucked up heart and lungs.”

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Or my dead-at-16yrs nephew.

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