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i love the quebec pet allowances they are so silly it’s like a riddle

Number of pets allowed

Usual limits

A total of 8 pets are allowed (among the allowed species), including the maximum permissible for dogs and cats.

Up to 4 pets are allowed, including a maximum of 3 dogs.

Examples:

  • You can have 4 rabbits, 3 dogs and 1 cat.
  • You can’t have 4 frogs and 4 dogs.
28 points

What about 5 frogs 2 dogs and a cat?

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Not allowed. You can have a maximum of 4 items of given pet type, 3 for dogs. You will have to give one frog away.

https://montreal.ca/en/topics/pet-license

https://montreal.ca/en/topics/authorized-pets

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8 points

no mention of horses, pigs, spiders or other inverts, so are those banned or not? seems like someone in admin really hated pets

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12 points

They don’t want farm animals in residential area, and I’m pretty good with no Arachnids list. And of course Goose is twice on the banned list to make it clear.

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1 point

But do we know why she swallowed a spider?

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We have legislation that dictates what is considered an animal:

“animal” means a live, non-human vertebrate

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10 points

What’s the value of 3 frogs in cats?

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9 points

Pretty low, as the frogs are most likely dead at that point

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3 points

African or a European frogs?

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5 points

what if I trade one of the frogs for an alpaca?

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3 points

Damn. Can’t move there with my cassowary.

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24 points

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4 points

^ Found the Australian!

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11 points

It’s like saying, if you can’t figure this out, you aren’t worth the one extra dog you have, please give it away.

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dogs ≤ 3
cats + dogs ≤ 4
others + cats + dogs ≤ 8
others ∈ Allowed Species

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Not sure if cats + dogs ≤ 4 I read It as not dogs ≤ 4

I guess that your ruleset comes from the mention of including the maximum for cats and dogs and maybe those are the only ones that are called pets but 🤔

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Yeah, I’m very confused by the “8 pets are allowed” and “4 pets are allowed”, it reads to me like “You can have 8 pets as long as you have at most 4 pets” which obviously makes no sense.

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6 points

“and these are my pet cats over here, and my working cats over there”

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18 points

It’s just badly translated. In French it clearly says maximum of 4 cats and dogs, of which a maximum of 3 dogs.

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26 points

Lol this helped me understand the text, thanks.
Does an aquarium of fish count as one pet, or does every individual fish count?

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6 points

It depends on whether you have MERGED the fish

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22 points

Also, fish do not count towards this limit.

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19 points

Two cats, a dog, and sixteen full grown swordfish

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10 points

Bluefin tunas will do nicely, too, they grow up to more than half a ton

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18 points

This gives me integer linear programming flashbacks…

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That’s a good thing! right?

…right?

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11 points

So I can have 12 cats if I have -8 dogs?

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It’s quite heavily implied the above is only defined in ℕ

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16 points

You have one cat. It gives birth to a litter of four. What do?

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23 points

When a dog, cat or rabbit gives birth, the puppy, kitten or kit may be kept without a license for a maximum of three months.

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7 points

You have to get licenses for your pets? Wtf?

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15 points

How are they going to enforce pet limits if you’re not required to register your pets? It’s an annual tax per pet. It’s also meant to encourage people to spay and neuter their pets. The money goes towards administering and enforcing the pet by-laws. It’s usually something like $10 per pet that cannot reproduce, $50 per pet that can.

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10 points

Breeders. At that point you’re probably considered one.

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4 points

Probably an animal welfare thing

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6 points

Get you stomping boot.

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3 points

Very inefficient. Surely there’s a market for a better option?

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31 points

Believe it or not, jail.

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