43 points

Yeah, there should be a “roll a 1 on a d20, fail your save, and you just die a horrible death 9 days later”

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It’s actually worse as-is. Everyone in range who fails that con check twice just dies ( 6 exhaustion == death)

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7 points

And yet still less awful than a Deck of Many Things.

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In my previous campaign, we had a segment with the deck of many things. My character drew the card that gave him 3 wishes. Next character drew a card and it was bad, so I wished he could have stopped that other character from drawing from the deck.

DM decides my character’s wish puts him back at the beginning of the scene, so he gets to draw the card with 3 wishes again.

Spent the rest of the campaign very carefully choosing what to spend my 5 wishes on.

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5 points

Was your DM chaotic evil?

There were times I regretted giving my party magic beans :D

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35 points

“Fiend pact warlock? No, you misheard- I took Pact of the Demon Core”

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12 points

Now, THIS is homebrew i can get behind

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6 points

I can get behind [a lead wall]

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10 points

Wouldn’t the damage start hours later?

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19 points

I’m more concerned about the weilder

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23 points

Play as Warforged, problem solved. Additionally, you will eventually start emitting radiant damage yourself, an added bonus!

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Aren’t warforged partly made of organic material? That’s why you can heal them. Idk, I need to brush up on my Eberron lore.

Idk if dnd or warforged have fucking DNA, but that’s what extreme radiation exposure messes with. Your body basically forgets how to make new cells. Idk if warforged have DNA.

I think this might be the nerdiest conversation I’ve ever had lol

Truly a vile, cursed weapon.

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4 points

Cherenkov’s blessed aura

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10 points

The weilder is completely fucked. Probably the most fucked because they’re literally carrying the damned thing on a chain.

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6 points

Yeah, talk about cursed items

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