“Delivery! Delivery!” (Includes usps, UPS, FedEx, Amazon, door dash)
Also “cat! Cat! Cat! Play please!”
Sometimes (rarely, if she eats don’t she shouldn’t have) in the middle of the night “my tummy hurts, I need to go outside”
“I need to go outside, please. There’s something out there I want to bark at”
Why is my food bowl empty???
What are you eating, can i have some?!?
That will be about 80% of the conversation based on my experience.
My cat does this bark/chirp and gives me this frustrated confused look. He’s essentially saying “Me, attention me” while he stretches his hands at me and “pretends” it’s just stretching.
He thinks he’s clever but I got him all figured out.
That Family Guy scene where Stewie says “mom, mom, mommy, mommy” over and over again and then runs out of the room
It is mostly complaining about the hardships of life as a creature without any responsibilities whatsoever.
When our cat is really going to town yowling at us, I like to respond “I know, life is so hard, no one loves you or cares for you or feeds you and scoops your poop.”
That or “calm your little kitty titties.”
