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Only one known person has encountered all of them.

Your mom.

Sex encounters.

Because she is promiscuous.

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Yo mama stepped off the curb and got stuck. She’s also massive and warps space time causing light to bend around dat azz.

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Her belt size is measured in AUs

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Shoot, she wears a Kuiper belt

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I think a lot of this joke refers to the Roman god Mars, and the Roman Goddess Venus, more than it does the planetary bodies. Roman and Greek mythology both have a lot of gender fuckery, so I think it’s pretty appropriate.

That bing AI thing says there’s somewhere around 65 to 70 named Roman deities, so I’m gonna make a call and say that there are probably 69 genders.

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Nice.

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Nice

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The spectrum is now divided in to precisely 69 individual genders. With men at one end and women at the other.

Assuming gender follows a normal distribution, most people are binary, falling only slightly one way or the other

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I would expect “men” and “women” to be like 3σ from the center, allowing for some other genders that are even more extreme but rare

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I thought it was because Venus spins in the opposite direction from most others planets.

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Toms-of-Finlandians are from Uranus.

And I pronounce it urine-US.

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Boys are from Mars,

Girls are from Venus,

You’ve got a yumyum,

I’ve got a penis.

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Found Linda.

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