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Caesar was not involved in the making, selling, or distributing of this salad

I swear there’s at least one of these ladies in every restaurant I’ve attended in recent memory. Now I’m going to be imagining what their salad just told them.

Oooo so this is why salads are recommended on a diet. You can’t eat and laugh at that hilarious lettuce at the same time. Smart.