28 points

They’re on clinical strength joepium

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23 points

It’s gonna be a rough 8 months eternity

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And we are undergoing the spaghettification of the spacetime anomaly of a democratic black hole.

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21 points

Guy whose job is it is to say “Democrats are doing so well, they’re going to win” says what now?!

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“If we can just get him to round up and exterminate refugees by executive order we will get those numbers all the way to where we need them!”

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