162 points

We can get dumber

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63 points

Guy looks exactly as I would’ve imagined him.

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I can hear him saying, “of course it will be fine” with a tone that implies questioning the fineness was the stupidest thing he’s ever heard, because he thinks projecting confidence works for anything just like it works for tricking people that he knows things he really doesn’t.

And then there’s a good chance he acts like there was no way anyone could see the result coming once it’s clear that it isn’t, in fact, fine.

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Needs more tattoos to be a proper Pauly D.

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14 points

You can just tell that dumb motherfucker is trying to explain what actually went wrong

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12 points

That photo is somewhat disappointing due the the lack of a douchebag vanity plate.

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11 points

How American do you need to be to drive directly on the beach

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22 points

Tbf, there are American beaches known for being drivable. Specifically, Daytona Beach.

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5 points

Maybe it’s not a good idea to drive even on a drivable beach?

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153 points

Cyberstuck

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31 points

Fuck. That is a much better title.

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12 points

You can still change it! No one will notice it!

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106 points

A wave od horror washing over me as I realize these idiots can afford a Cybertruck while I can only have an old beater.

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87 points

wealth and stupidity come hand in hand in many, many cases.

I think this is partially because in order to make a lot of money in most cases you have to fuck someone else over and never have it occur to you thats what you’re doing. Like if you find out you can buy t-shirts for €1, then you go to your neighbor and tell them they can have a t-shirt for the low price of €30 (and manage not to feel bad about that) you’re a successful businessman and a pilliar of the community.

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And if you can get someone to even do the part of finding the $1 t-shirts for another $1 instead of you doing any work, you are a job creator.

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3 points

And then another person to do the selling for $2 of profit they can have

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Cyber truck buyers are Elon worshipping tech bros, which means that they think they are smarter and better than everybody else. This leads to acts of hubris like the above picture, which are obviously very stupid and easy to see coming, but these types of people think, “I am very smart and know exactly what I am doing at all times. This will be fine, because I am doing it.”

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Why don’t you buy a Cybertruck on a loan and pay monthly installments? Better yet, put it on your credit card and push the debt into the future.

Oh, maybe because you’re not nuts. Drive that old beater until it dies.

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7 points

Your old beater will last longer in the rain

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99 points

Since no one else has said it, this isn’t a design flaw of the truck. The operator didn’t let air out of their tires. Before driving on sand you really want to let your tire PSI down to like 15 to be safe. I used to pull hummers out of the beach with my old four cylinder Nissan pickup because their drivers were often overconfident they didn’t need to deflate their tires (or just completely unaware). I don’t like Tesla but this is an operator error, not a fatal flaw of the truck.

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It’s more of the taking $150k truck that doesn’t like sand, salt, or water to the beach.

You aren’t wrong though

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I used to race cars, and would over/ under inflate my tires based on the weather and track conditions. Never thought about driving on sand, but that’s a super useful tip that I would wager most people have never heard.

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It’s not just sand, rock crawlers will deflate tires down to single digits (that’s why they use beadlocks) so that the tires actually wrap around the rocks.

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I guess you’re talking about psi.

(No offense to you, dear Buffaloaf, I just looked it up and thought I might share).

For everyone of the 191 non-USA countries, 10 psi is 0,69 bar or 690 hPa. That’s pretty low.

By the way, why is psi written in such a weird way? It should be lbs/ in^2

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Yeah it made me a lot of extra cash when I was in high school. I would park over the on-ramp for beach access and wait for a tourist to inevitably get stuck. Most of the time I wouldn’t ask for money but they’d give me a nice tip since they knew the only other option was to call a tow truck. The park service requires a permit to off road now, and that info is on the permit so fortunately for visitors it happens less often now.

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That’s handy to know, but I believe the implication is that the owner of the car in the photo is dumb for buying the car and then dumb for getting it stuck in sand.

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8 points

Or just don’t drive on sand that is so soft you sink to your ankles walking in it.

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7 points

This is definitely a Tesla flaw. Anyone dumb enough to buy one of these trucks is dumb enough to take it on the beach.

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3 points

how? Or more specifically, what?

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0 points

You attract the customers you advertise to, I guess.

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4 points

Does that still apply to vehicles that weigh 6600+ lbs?

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I towed several hummer v2s. Wiki says they are 6400 lbs stock.

They do fine when tires are deflated.

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68 points

Calm? It scares the ever-living shit out of me that I’m surrounded by these people every day. They drive next to me. They have power over me. It’s frightening.

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