8 points

Hail Sylvian, now we just need some penitence armor and a legally distinct soul edge

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sure sure

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Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes? πŸ€”

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http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony

Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.

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lmao awesome

I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.

β€œI’m sorry babe. It’s the 8th day and I need the bonus.”

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5 points

That’s why I married a zealot barbarian.

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1 point

We have a Leroy Jenkins!

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4 points

DnDaddies reference?

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Nah probably just a reference to Ceremony giving 2 married creatures +1 AC

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Oh right

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