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if I had a pharmacy tech girlfriend that watched Invader Zim I would marry that girl. That’s a life goal, not an insult.

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I know right?

Especially if she had nice titties, and dressed all in black in her off time.

… Wait, this post explains me. My SO works in elder care, one of her main roles there is the med cart, and we’re both rather alt/goth in our free time.

The only thing missing is invader Zim. I don’t think either of us is really into the franchise. We’re into extremely nerdy things otherwise, just not that specific thing. Probably the biggest, Nerdist thing we are into is star Trek… And other space SciFi (BSG, Orville, etc).

Beyond that one inconsistency, this post is describing my life.

… Let me tell you this: it’s fucking awesome.

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9 points

A friend with breasts and all the rest? A friend who’s dressed in leather?

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A friend in need, a friend indeed.

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58 points

I don’t see any good arguments against big tiddy pharmacy techs.

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I feel pretty comfortable coming out and saying there aren’t any good arguments against.

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Well-endowed women may have a higher risk of developing of breast cancer, or have larger tumors when it is discovered. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2474642/

Something along those lines. I’m not a breastologist or anything. That’s all I’ve got.

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Kinda wish we wouldn’t show contempt for people making an honest living providing a needed service for the world.

I was a tech and got my engineering degree and now manage techs. A good tech is worth their weight in gold and given the average size of them that is a lot. Respect the hell out of what they do for a living and I am very much aware that I have a higher paying job because I was lucky enough to go to uni and they weren’t.

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Or pay them similarly.

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Me and my wife were both deemed essential and there was a sign on our block thanking us for our service during the virus. So many times I had a fantasy of torching that sign.

Just pay us more instead of thanking us.

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If I watch Invader Zim will it summon a BTGG?

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No, but you might summon Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

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One can hope

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I definitely want to talk about Invader Zim with a big tittied pharmacy tech. Do I just…start filling prescriptions and drop “It’s not stupid, it’s ADVANCED” into the small talk? Will that work?

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I do know a pharmacy tech who is probably C cup but she is married well over 31 and I don’t know if she is even knows what IZ is.

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I’d be happy to talk about Invader Zim with anyone. It doesn’t need to be post-coital.

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I was picturing pre-coital myself.

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9 points

Oh good, that would be a distraction

Why does the boy make fun of the foreign student? Is it because the foreign student has more powerful human organs?

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He’s just mad he doesn’t have a Squeedily Spooch.

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When you pick it up say “Thank you. I love you.”

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If I knew I would have titled this post something else lol

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