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Did he have a magnumus dongus?

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Brutus! Give me an egg in this trying time

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He had a Biggus Dickus

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Did he have a wife? I wonder what her name was.

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Quite the colossal cockus

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He has a wife, you know

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Magnum is already a latin word no need for the extra suffix.

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Romanes Eunt Domus!

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Velikus tičus

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Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

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That guy invented the salad?

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To think this guy was one of the most terrifying people of his time, and he looks like Danny DiVitto.

I guess as far as warlords are concerned…. He’s in good company. Maybe someone should do a study on the correlation of bullying and plots of world domination…

I mean napoleon couldn’t get away from the short jokes, for example.

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It’s because he had short legs and the jokes had long legs. It was quite impossible to outrun when every 5 of his steps equaled 1 of the jokes steps.

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the irony is he wasn’t particularly short. slighty above average.

I wonder what Alexander the Great got made fun of for?

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I mean… those glasses on his face look awfully modern too…

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Thick frames like that? Positively ancient!

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