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one passage I read warned that anyone who got too deep into studying mushrooms very quickly started to sound like they had gone off the deep end …

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Can confirm. I’ve been curious about mushrooms for years and joined a mushroom pick. There’s another guy who is normal like me. But everyone else, I’m 90% sure are forest druids and like a slow zombie bite, I’m already seeing myself become a crazy kook.

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Can you provide an example with a mushroom rambling or similar level ramble?

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Badger badger…

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This is the sort of thing the cranky old wizard says to the hero before inevitably teaching them about mushrooms so they can go on a magical adventure

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Mushrooms took me on a magical adventure where I met a wizard.

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I used to be a wizard, till I took a mushroom to the knee.

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Well there’s your problem. You’re supposed to use the mushrooms orally, not topically.

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My best trip had three things appear in the branches of the trees I was sitting under: A wizard, Bob Marley, and Optimus Prime.

It felt like a combination that could guard me against literally anything.

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not a lot of people are mentioning the sex and gender aspects of mushrooms.

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Ah the holy trinity.

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“Mushroom cellar! I am going into battle and need your strongest mushrooms.”

“…”

“I am talking to a dark room. Perhaps I already took strong enough mushrooms.”

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Just give me the mushrooms that’ll make me see the curvature of the universe fam

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My mushrooms are too strong for you, traveller

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But I am going into BATTLE >:(

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You cannot handle my strongest mushrooms traveler

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My strongest mushrooms would kill you, traveler. You can’t handle my strongest mushrooms. You’d better go to a seller that sells weaker mushrooms.

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3 grams of Penis Envy will put you on the right direction

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Is this professor Paul Stamets?

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You mean The Professor Paul Stamets, who wears a big hat that is one big mushroom? The one with a species of mushroom named after him? The one with honorifics in warp speed pop culture, and those who feed lemmings memes?

Cuz he’s a cool dude.

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The coolest. (That’s a pretty big list, but still barely scratches the surface!)

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AFAIK, the professor came first. The character and drive are presumably named for him.

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I legit didn’t know about the mycologist. I was checking the spelling after I posted and found him, and then felt like an asshat

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It was

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Is there really a mushroom that will make your body irritated because it’s so similar?

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Honestly, I’m not a mycologist, so someone with more expertise feel free to correct me, but I’m pretty sure that’s BS.

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The concept of a mushroom being generally similar to humans is total horseshit. What they’re probably referencing is a mushroom with some signaling protein (or saccride or steroid or something) that is coincidentally similar some human equivalent and your immune system (for some reason) freaks out about it when you eat it. Then, as is referenced, the response to the mushroom happens to also be able to target some of your own cells, and now you’ve got an autoimmune disorder.

That behavior is not normal for your immune system to do, by the way, otherwise cannibals would all die from allergic reactions to their unfortunate meals. But, the immune system is complicated, so shit happens sometimes.

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I think that they are referring to Paxillus involotus

It is quite an interesting mushroom. It was considered “safe to eat” for a long time, but it contains an antigen that a human’s immune system can learn to attack.

The antigen is still of unknown structure but it stimulates the formation of IgG antibodies in the blood serum.

I once looked into whether this immune response builds up over many exposures, or if it is a random event that has a probability of happening for each exposure. I don’t remember finding a convincing answer… If it is a random event, then mushroom could be considered a “Russian roulette” mushroom that will usually provide a nice meal, but, if unlucky, you may experience the following:

Poisoning symptoms are rapid in onset, consisting initially of vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, and associated decreased blood volume. Shortly after these initial symptoms appear, hemolysis develops, resulting in reduced urine output, hemoglobin in the urine or outright absence of urine formation, and anemia. Hemolysis may lead to numerous complications including acute kidney injury, shock, acute respiratory failure, and disseminated intravascular coagulation. These complications can cause significant morbidity with fatalities having been reported.

I agree with you that this is probably unrelated to the “generally similar to humans” comment. I feel like this fantasy is a combination of the above fact mixed in with the fact that the Fungi belong to the Opisthokonts, which places them closer to animals than plants, and so they share some interesting cellular characteristics with us. This places them closer to animals than plants, but “generally similar to humans” is perhaps a bit of a stretch _

But, it is just a meme about a guy being hyped about mushrooms. Hopefully people don’t expect memes to be super accurate 😁

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There are fungal infections that cannot be treated as there are no good targets for fungicides that don’t also affect humans

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That’s just a long way of saying the same thing. Not as catchy imo.

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The way in which organisms recognize “their own” vs outsider stuff is a different and complex topic, at least as fascinating as fungi.

Liquid brains, solid brains | Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences

Cognitive networks have evolved a broad range of solutions to the problem of gathering, storing and responding to information. Some of these networks are describable as static sets of neurons linked in an adaptive web of connections. These are ‘solid’ networks, with a well-defined and physically persistent architecture. Other systems are formed by sets of agents that exchange, store and process information but without persistent connections or move relative to each other in physical space. We refer to these networks that lack stable connections and static elements as ‘liquid’ brains, a category that includes ant and termite colonies, immune systems and some microbiomes and slime moulds. What are the key differences between solid and liquid brains, particularly in their cognitive potential, ability to solve particular problems and environments, and information-processing strategies? To answer this question requires a new, integrative framework.

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