Wonder what they’re up to. probably dating by now

My ex-wife got our Skyrim kids in the divorce

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Running the city? If you’re anything like me, you left them with enough weapons, armor, and gold to fulfill all their ambitions.

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I left them an enormous vibrating pile of loose gemstones so if they can manage to pick them up without the physics engine firing hundreds of pieces of glittering shrapnel through their bodies they’ll definitely be set for life

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you left them with enough weapons, armor, and gold to fulfill all their ambitions.

Arm the orphans to institute regime change, its CIA Blades time.

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I still have PTSD from the seige of Whiterun. War is hell.

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