I don’t mind my nose elbowing into the moustache party, but why is my hairline advancing? I’m going to be Cousin It in another two decades

Stupid hair growing on top of the ears…

My mustache hair grows upward, so I have them trying to enter my nose if I don’t trim weekly.

The older I get the more the hair on the top of my head is migrating down my back to join up with its long lost cousin, the hair on my ass.