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My bosses boss told me this. I stopped him right there and told him flat out I’m here for a check and that’s it. I don’t care about anyone here. They all could disappear tomorrow and i wouldn’t shed a tear. Didn’t like that comment very much 🤣

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In the future I recommend lying

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Oh i didn’t get in trouble for it as I didn’t break any rules. I speak my mind regardless who I’m talking to. When I’m at work i care about myself only and everyone else i run over with a bus if they interfere with me. Ezpz.

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3 points

“Why aren’t I getting any promotions or raises?”

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24 points

You sound like a real joy to work with.

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3 points

why? to be a lying boot licker like everyone else?

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Boss: “In this company we are a family”

Me: intstantly gets a hard on for my coworkers

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What are you doing step-PM!?!?

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Step-Prime Minister?

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Gets stuck the company laundry machine

“What are you doing step-coworker?”

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5 points

My family needs to unionize.

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You’re expected to drop everything when your family needs you with no expectation of getting anything for all your sacrifice.

Yep - they definitely want you to see the company as family.

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