107 points

Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It will change your life.

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Lemmy has a serious fiber deficiency. Y’all keep relating to bowel trouble, at first I’d make jokes about it but the actual shitposting keeps coming, now I’m just concerned.

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It all goes back to that guy that didn’t poop for three days. Lemmy took it as a challenge.

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Challenge? That’s literally normal for me

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17 points

The chronically online do not traffic the vegetable section apparently

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7 points

That’s really funny :D

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It was back on reddit too. For some reason taking off all your clothes before taking a shit is relatable to a large part of of the interent. It’s bizzare.

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30 points

Also when poop knocks at the door, ANSWER! Don’t keep putting it off if at all humanly possible. The longer poop sits in your colon, the drier it gets and the harder it will be to move later.

And the bidet? With the right pressure it can help knock loose those last little nuggies that you weren’t able to get enough oomph behind to dislodge.

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27 points

Y’all built different

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5 points

Playing asteroids! Pew pew!

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2 points

If you have pressure wash your anus to blast the shit loose, maybe you’ve got some other problem.

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I used a bidet in Thailand and water blew up my ass so hard that it brushed my teeth.

Absolutely never again.

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7 points

That’s called that flossing, duh. What did you think water picks were?

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The same thing happened to me in Spain. It wasn’t until I used a friends bidet attachment that I was convinced. It was much easier to control.

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3 points

efficient . just take a dump for deep cleaning.

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And if people can’t or don’t want to immediately install such an attachment, because they have no way of trying out a bidet, you can also buy a travel bidet online, which basically looks like a bottle, and they’re representative of the real thing, albeit not as comfortable, of course.

Took me a few days to figure out how to best sploosh myself with that bottle, but I’ve preferred it since then, even though I still don’t have an attachment.

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1 point

Backpacker Bidet. Uses any old water bottle.

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1 point

lots of people just use a bucket

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4 points

Or, if you’re poor, an alternative is to take a shower. That or a sink as a last resort.

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Cold water will shrink your balls 😂

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60 points

Eat more fiber, do more cardio, and buy a bidet.

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Started taking fiber supplements (psyllium husk from Costco). The change was revelatory. Went from trying to clean peanut butter out of carpet to perfectly clean single wipes, every time. REVELATORY.

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5 points

I take them because of IBS. Life-changer.

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5 points

But also it could be wheat intolerance… It took me over 30 years to discover it.

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4 points

The gen Z version of delete wife, hit Facebook, divorce lawyer.

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3 points

I dunno. Buying more TP seems a lot easier than all that stuff.

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5 points

It is right up until the hemorrhoids

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50 points

whats troubling is that this is POV

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I think my cat would have the same face if he was watching me wipe for half an hour straight without giving him attention. But yeah, not a POV.

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9 points

The cat knows what will be used once the toilet paper roll is empty.

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My tired eyes saw “The cat knows what he will be used for” and I just shouted “NO!!” Lmao

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Their significant other has broke into the bathroom teary-eyed wondering how much longer they have to sit waiting with the movie paused

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8 points

Fat Pratt was best Pratt.

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7 points

It’s like I’m wiping a marker

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I love how Plaza completely breaks, and the cameraperson crops her out of the shot until she (somewhat) recovers.

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30 points

You’re supposed to finish pooping before you wipe.

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19 points

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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6 points

Do-Do*

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