Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It will change your life.
Lemmy has a serious fiber deficiency. Y’all keep relating to bowel trouble, at first I’d make jokes about it but the actual shitposting keeps coming, now I’m just concerned.
It all goes back to that guy that didn’t poop for three days. Lemmy took it as a challenge.
Also when poop knocks at the door, ANSWER! Don’t keep putting it off if at all humanly possible. The longer poop sits in your colon, the drier it gets and the harder it will be to move later.
And the bidet? With the right pressure it can help knock loose those last little nuggies that you weren’t able to get enough oomph behind to dislodge.
I used a bidet in Thailand and water blew up my ass so hard that it brushed my teeth.
Absolutely never again.
And if people can’t or don’t want to immediately install such an attachment, because they have no way of trying out a bidet, you can also buy a travel bidet online, which basically looks like a bottle, and they’re representative of the real thing, albeit not as comfortable, of course.
Took me a few days to figure out how to best sploosh myself with that bottle, but I’ve preferred it since then, even though I still don’t have an attachment.
Eat more fiber, do more cardio, and buy a bidet.
Started taking fiber supplements (psyllium husk from Costco). The change was revelatory. Went from trying to clean peanut butter out of carpet to perfectly clean single wipes, every time. REVELATORY.
whats troubling is that this is POV
You’re supposed to finish pooping before you wipe.