If you were a trainer IRL, what Pokémon would you have? Keep in mind you have to feed and deal with the little bastards.

11 points

As a trainer, I couldn’t afford a crock who rocks a whole ass pizzas as a snack. Snorlax is a king, but imagine feeding that as it snoozes all day.

I think I’d be a bird or bug trainer, they don’t eat much. Maybe even grass enjoyer for the photosynthesis

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4 points

That’s the problem with a full team, they are expensive to take care of. I don’t know how trainers care that much food for themselves and their Pokémon plus other supplies.

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3 points

I love hyper-engineered game features. I want a full hunger, thirst, mood, wildness, attachment, happiness, height, weight, training, diet, wants, needs system in Pokemon.

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Yeah that would be great pokewilds has some of the things I want. But it has to be done right or else you have a character constantly eating and drinking. That happened to me in skyrim, I was always eating and sleeping.

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6 points

I like orb shaped Pokémon, so thevonly one who would give me issues would be voltorb/electode with my computer. Cutiefly is my absolute favorite, and would make the best emotional support Pokémon.

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4 points

A fleet of Snorlax’s and we just chill out sleeping and being awesome.

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3 points

In a world so dependent on Pokemon, I don’t think Pokemon food would be expensive. So I’d go for one which will allow me to fly like a Charizard or travel the sea like a Lapras.

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3 points

The food may note be expensive but they are also shown eating berries with them. In the shows how healthy a pokemon is shows how strong they are. Pokemon also eat a lot, I don’t know how often they eat but their bowls are over flowing with food.

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4 points

Bayleef. A plant dog that can remind me to water him.

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