91 points

What can I get for this?

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6 points

Didn’t they take those away?

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23 points

Bro silver started out as a joke about handing out an award in thread as a jpg.

The fact that the turned it into whatever it became is kinda disgusting.

But if you want to buy it from me I’ll sell it to you.

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I don’t know man, I never paid much attention to the gold/awards/other crap real or (apparently) otherwise.

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4 points

Do you accept NFT’s?

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4 points

If you framed that … you’d probably get a better deal than investing in Reddit

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78 points

How about 34 upvotes instead?.. No? Reddit gold?

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25 points

Best I can do is a Wholesome Seal.

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14 points

Best I can do is a hugs emoji that I got for free.

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8 points

You mean the passive aggressive titty grab-emoji? 🤗

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8 points

I will give you three 🥭🥭🥭

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4 points

Are those at least Meyer lemons? If so, you are losing on the trade hehehe

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🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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67 points

I hope this number plummets. It would just be fun, satisfying, and vindicating.

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29 points

I do, too. Spez has failed upwards for long enough. The universe’s RNG is overdue for rolling low on this POS.

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11 points

He got paid. He just wants more paid.

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4 points

I see it following the same trend as other social media IPOs. Line goes up for a bit and then down way below the initial IPO price after a few weeks.

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Based on watching previous IPOs, it will initially climb, as interested investors take on positions, probably a day or two. They’ll probably actively support a bid price when it tails off, buying shares in a price range trying to stave off a big drop which might cause a big divestment and lead to short attacks. I’d probably watch this like the “shit beta” stocks, as it has potential for weaponized trading given its recognition.

If it can’t climb quickly, probably going to see a blood bath as people scramble to get out when they can.

As always, not financial advice.

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25 points

Siri, how do i short reddit?

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To close an app, swipe up from the bottom to the middle of the screen and hold until you see the App Switcher. Then, swipe up on the apps you want to close.

That’s genuinely what Siri told me lol

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2 points

What does ChatGPT say?

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“I’m sorry, but I cannot provide advice on shorting any platform or stock. It’s important to remember that investing and trading come with risks, and it’s always best to do thorough research and consult with a financial advisor before making any decisions. If you have any other questions or need assistance with something else, feel free to ask!” GPT 3.5

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21 points

I’ll buy a hundred shares when in hits $4.20 and immediately put a limit order in for $69. Because that’s exactly how it’ll go.

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You may have to sell earlier, could be it only tops at $13.37

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