77 points

Eldritch blast is a cantrip…

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+repelling blast +agonizing blast. That’s what 20 dmg on average at 3 beams per attack and what 30 feet of push?

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+Eldritch Spear (or whatever its called, its been a hot minute since i played a warlock) and Spell Sniper feat to keep back those pesky longbow sharpshooters.

  • Signed, A D&D player whose first character was a longbow sharpshooter ranger.
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"So what do you have? "

“A sword!”

“A sword?”

“Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour.”

“… I’ll stick to my spellslots thank you.”

“… It sounded better in my head.”

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Sorry, I can’t hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts

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19 points

In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.

In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.

So they’re both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It’s been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.

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No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.

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I think you forgot about the bear barb who takes half damage from everything but psychic. Good luck getting them down to 1 hp in 1 round unless you go first.

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9 points

Poof and suddenly your barbarian is a turtle. No need to harm them.

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Unless it’s true polymorph they are gonna get out soon enough.

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12 points

See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.

I’m outta spell slots, but I’m not outta options.

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