111 points

Dude has a point though. In cinemas in the Netherlands you can just buy big ass beer bottles anyway so what’s the bfd

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83 points

Having a large beer vs getting very drunk on liquor is quite different, no?

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55 points

Not when you’re a lightweight like me!

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2 points

#relatable

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48 points

The Americans and their Puritan BS.

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53 points

We have movie theaters here in the US that let you buy and drink alcohol too.

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23 points

Alamo Drafthouse is the superior movie watching experience. Also if that dad talked to you like OP, you could get him kicked out!

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9 points

I won’t even watch a movie out anymore if I can’t have a beer or three in the theater :p

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7 points

Since allegedly the whole cinema was full of “parents and children”, it clearly was a afternoon screening.

Like, just go to a late screening if you want to drink?

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3 points

Don’t tell me when to drink in public.

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dude has a point

Damn straight

it’s about alcohol

Ha ha, yeah

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2 points

👀

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Same in California theaters and some in Arizona that I can confirm, probably all over the US tbh.

Proof of this greentext being fake and OP was paying more attention to the dad than the movie, proof of OP being gay.

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Those are adult-only theaters where you’ll be carded upon entry. The OP clearly wasn’t at one of those.

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Literally no. Cinemark theaters AND Alamo drafthouse in Socal, most if not all pretty much have beer on tap and bottled/canned and I can confirm Cinemark even has wines, they just card you when you order. Just go to their website and check. I was there (cinemark) this past weekend to see imaginary, inspite of its poor reviews I enjoyed it for what it was. Alamo draft house theaters only card you when you order alcohol too, I recommend them, their food is actually great too.

I know op wasn’t in one of those theaters I was just making the classic 4chan fake and gay joke.

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Probably was just mad he was’t sharing. Why else would he sit next to him?

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6 points

quick wristy?

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54 points

That last sentence. What the fuck.

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59 points

Is this your first day on the internet or something

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57 points

I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don’t know is why.

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18 points

I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?

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16 points

It’s called a “punchline”.

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4 points

I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!

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8 points

Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?

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7 points

“I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.”

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It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.

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It’s also always possible to be part of the lucky 10,000. Feel free to ask if you want to learn more about Rule 34 or goatse, I’m sure someone will be along shortly with some educational material. :)

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7 points

I thought that was the most reasonable part…

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51 points

No matter one’s views on drinking at a cinema…

The dad’s an idiot. How the fuck are kids going to realize that’s booze in a dark theatre, especially if their dad is between them? He ruined the experience for his kids by constantly drawing attention and letting the kids realize something was up, not Drunky Anon

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6 points

Depending on the booze you can tell – if he’s taking swigs of vodka or whiskey it’s pretty easy to know

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And he was taking chugs, aaaand ended drunk, so it wasn’t beer. Also, the smell.

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That was a good read.

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