103 points

That’s not an insult it’s a curse

Insult:

Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.

You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager

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One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”

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14 points

May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.

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8 points

No! Don’t inflict them on the rest of us!

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9 points

This is both

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10 points

You fight like a dairy farmer.

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8 points

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

(because someone had to)

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2 points

And you fight like a hen.

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6 points

I don’t get what that’s supposed to mean… Wouldn’t dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?

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3 points

Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.

NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO!

😜

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73 points

If that happened it’d be the year of the linux desktop.

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It is the year of the Linux desktop

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It’s the two certainties of life:

  1. Death
  2. Taxes
  3. It is the year of the Linux desktop
  4. Half Life 3 is just around the corner
  5. I’m terrible at maths
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4 points

Certain taxes sounds like a skill issue

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8 points

…and so are the next thirteen.

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7 points

Is this a joke about the 2038 problem?

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0 points

I think they mean “mainstream”.

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64 points

Refer to someone you’ve never met by their name if you can. This usually works best in a school or work setting. And when they ask how you know their name just simply reply:

“Everyone knows who you are.” And walk away.

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that’s your hobby? lmao

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13 points

the post is asking about insults. it’s not really an insult either but it’ll certainly make people feel worse…

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4 points

Yeah, you have to make a disgusted facial expression as you say it.

Like, “Ugh, this motherfucker. He’s even worse in person.”

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This happened to me. I was really really into AI when nobody even knew what it meant if not for hal, skynet and matrix, and now everybody talks of llms like they even know what the f they are.

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Nah, nobody talks about LLMs. If I approached an average, everyday person about this topic, 99% of them wouldn’t know shit about it, while the tech-nerds all would.

It’s not mainstream at alllll yet. I introduced a pair of people I game with to openai/gpt3.5 like…a week ago and they were absolutely beside themselves using it.

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What I mean is that “back in my day” there were maybe 10 people in the world seriously investigating strong AI

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I know some people doing old-school logic-based AI research. They’re happy because there’s more AI funding in general, and they can present themselves as “what neural networks are missing” or “the next big thing”. Or they come up with projects involving hybrid systems.

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That’s unlikely. What’s more likely is that you were not yet exposed to AI research and did not read through the academic reviews and articles of the time. AI is a serious topic in science and engineering since more than half a century.

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3 points

I remember when Google started running classifiers backwards for the first time to produce the very first generation of generative ML. Very small crowd following it closely.

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42 points

You look like someone who eats hot dogs the long way

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Wait, but, uh… what?

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6 points

I’m pretty sure it’s about inserting hot dog shaped object in to the end of the digestive tract opposite the mouth.

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From the side *

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I’m not seeing the downside here.

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