Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

89 points

Also from the patch:

Respawn time reduced to three days.

Can’t wait to give this one a try.

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Isn’t that just for admins?

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36 points

It was a one-time spell for the son of the main dev.

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Rumor has it that anyone can transfer to another server on death, but there’s a bunch of messy man pages that contradict each other.

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53 points

games been pay to win since they added indulgences.

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That has really ruined the gameplay since it came out

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They switched to a freemium model but I don’t know how they get away with charging 10% of your total income. Seems illegal.

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35 points

That game got overrun by cheaters a long time ago.

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No shit. The rule book is hundreds of years old.

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You can try the sequel but they reconed a lot of the lore. I mean the lore wasn’t very sound to begin with but man the new stuff reads like fan fic.

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21 points

Do I have to kill IN the church for the bonus?

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Lots of golden lines from this one

Longtime churchgoer Loretta Montgomery is disappointed by her local church’s involvement in the event, “I don’t recognize the parish I grew up in. Just last week our priest took an ad break in the middle of his homily to talk about NordVPN. And now he expects us to say ‘gg’ instead of ‘Amen’? Lord have mercy.”

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