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I said-a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip hip hop-a you don’t stop the rock It to the bang-bang boogie, say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

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Was that a test?

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No what you hear is he’s rappin to the beat.

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HO-TEL MO-TEL HOLLIDAY INN!!!

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I’ve always thought this was a pretty good one:

real G’s move in silence like lasagna

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I don’t get it. What is lasagna, here?

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The “G” in “Lasagna” is silent

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Sure, but what does lasagna have to do with being silent?

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Except it’s not really, because it changes how the N is pronounced

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They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless

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They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Popping off the top of this esophagus Rocking this metropolis I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that perchance?

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You can’t just say “perchance”.

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STOP.

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…Steve. >.>

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This was my first thought too lol

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On Doomsday, ever since the womb ‘Til I’m back where my brother went, that’s what my tomb will say

Right above my government; Dumile. Either unmarked or engraved, hey, who’s to say?

-MF Doom, Doomsday

I really love the wordplay with his government name ‘Dumile’ having a double meaning of ‘Doom’ll lay’. There are a bunch of other MF Doom lyrics in contention for goat status, in my opinion.

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“Lookie here, it’s just the way the cookie tear, prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle, rookie year.” -Great Day

DOOMS lyrics are insane.

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Rip

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I never listen to him myself, but everything I hear of his lyrics are genius on another level, I’m unsure anybody else can really compete, at least not as consistently

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I like big butts and I cannot lie

Or

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

Really that whole song is a masterpiece.

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My anaconda don’t want none

Unless you got buns hon

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But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?

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