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Behold! The blogging aesthetics of 2006:

hi every1 im new!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!! <— me bein random again _ hehe…toodles!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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68 points

I recently came across a blogpost explaining something I was researching, and the comments beneath were exactly like this. Then I looked up from when it was: May 2006.

The internet is a time machine.

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The internet is a time machine.

Man, it really is and it’s so cool to see. It brings back memories you forgot you had!

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28 points

The sacred texts, they’re so bright I almost need to avert my eyes.

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‘the sacred texts’

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My ROFLCopter goes SOISOISOISOISOISOI

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26 points

Is it bad that I can still read these shitposts in the correct tone?

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44 points

I read them in Boxxy’s voice, it’s automatic

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16 points

You truely were random as dice. ;)

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Oh god, I forgot about the spork thing. The sporks seemed a natural part of the foundation. Where did the sporks go? This would have been perfectly at home on the very first forum my child ass ever joined, and I can feel everything I ever loved evaporating.

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holds up spork

Oh fuck! This caused my brain to reboot after a cascading failure of memories tripping fuses right the way back to 2001.

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7 points

Did your brain then play the windows XP boot up sound?

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10 points

Holy shit what a throwback to the past

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8 points

I miss MySpace.

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Has there ever been a study from like an anthropologist/evolutionary biologist or something about why the :) smiley won out over the =) smiley? I used to be a =) guy back in the day, but over time felt pressured to switch to :) because everyone else was using it. Now, whenever I see someone use =) I just assume they’re a boomer or something.

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I’ve never thought about that. Could it be because :) became the shortcut for emoji?

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It came before emojis/a shortcut for them. I would think it’s from T9 keyboards. If you wanted any of those types of characters, it was a cycle of a single button and : comes before =, so doing : ) was a lot less button presses than = )

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6 points

This made my eyes water

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Honestly, I kind of understand why the older generation was afraid of using the internet, they saw this lingo while trying to fix a leaky pipe on a Yahoo Answers thread and said “not my worldwideweb!”

I didn’t talk this incredibly stupid and “unique” on chats during AOL and MSN days but by the time I got to highschool I realized I needed to stop with all the emojis and emphasis in text form because nobody knows how nor cares to decypher what you’re saying anyway.

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I used to work with a lot of people who were younger than me, and I knew a few Katy’s in my time (in some cases, literally, though not all younger but still - Catherine Kathrine Kathy Cathy Kate and like 3 Katie’s were all people I knew in the space of about 3 years lmfao). 😂
E: to clarify - absolutely nothing against them! I was a closeted goth (already being bullied for but not knowing I was autistic started early and was bad enough) and I wish I could have embraced the weirdness like that.

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Did she ever made friends this day, or is it just a full on copypasta?

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120 points

Gen X: Haha, those millenials sure looked stupid as kids!

Also Gen X:

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Boomers: Haha, Gen X sure looked stupid as kids!

Also Boomers:

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6 points

Given a better quality photo, the women on the left and right really wouldn’t be out of place nowadays.

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The boomer’s had everything better. That fashion works for me.

But everyone was so much thinner back then. The average person was so much hotter.

The only thing that’s really improved is people’s teeth.

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But everyone was so much thinner back then. The average person was so much hotter.

Because they inherited an economy with actual food and replaced it with “food” filled with industrial inventions like corn syrup

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Give them a break, they had no other accepted way to explore their sexuality

/s but also not /s

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Yeah that’s just facts. This Bowie type shit is ANYTHING BUT straight, that’s what makes it iconic.
The straights have always copied/been inspired by queer fashion, just like white america with black american music genres (jazz, rock, blues, r&b, rap).

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Absolutely, there’s a long history of the “in-group” co-opting culture from the “out-group” because it’s seen as exotic and transgressive. Was it hypocritical for such a homophobic generation to idolize queer icons, only so long as they were cool and made good music? On a cultural level, yeah. On an individual level, depends on the individual and their specific beliefs and actions

Edit: Also my favorite Bowie album will always be Ziggy Stardust. Maybe a little basic but it just hits all the right campy, flamboyant, and always-incredible notes

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15 points

And these are the ones scared of gender/LGBTQ politics… We know why now…

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Is… is that the rep we have? I sort of thought that was boomers and just, well, bigots from every generation. Gen X was also sex positive feminism 3rd wave and the beginning of intersectionalism.

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Guess it depends on where you live. I find a lot of people around me that are 45 and up and don’t live in a more wealthy area are basically that way.

I saw a lot flip sides since 2020… From being open minded to closed. From repping Obama to repping trump and the coup.

It’s really weird to be honest.

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I think back then you could do “gay” things without being seen as gay so it was okay.

It was okay to dress like that if everyone knew you were out smashing loads of chicks.

But not people are going to think you’re gay so it’s really different.

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4 points

Da packages.

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Aw man, I clicked that thinking it was going to be Grunge or even this sort of thing.

I always forget that gen x also includes people way older than me.

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Seriously that’s some 80s shit my sister was into but she’s 9 years older than me, meanwhile it was more Biggie and Wu-Tang for me when they dropped around 93-94 when I was a teen. It was all baggy clothes.

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Starter jackets, timbs, raiders… Fubu… Billabong… Wallet chains. The longer the wallet chain the more dominace you had over peers.

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It’s sad they got so much hate back the days. Their style was so awesome and different. I always admired that, but didn’t have the courage to go full emo and draw everybodys hate on me.

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Millennial fashion was pretty bad imho. From the emo look all the way down to the lumberjack look. All quite contrived and corny, but that’s just my opinion.

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In that case, please enlighten us on what acceptable fashion is. I’m dying to hear about what you think everyone should look like.

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No such thing buddy, it’s called subjectivity. If you wipe the shit out of your eyes and the avo off your screen you might see the abbreviation ‘imho’ in my comment.

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Millennial fashion was pretty bad imho. From the emo look all the way down to the lumberjack look. All quite contrived and corny, but that’s just my opinion.

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20 points

Excuse me I exclusively wore preppy clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch thank you very much

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The manbun will go down in history as one of the worst hairstyles of all time

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18 points

You shut your whore mouth.

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What else am I supposed to do with these luscious locks when I’m working!?

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13 points

The man bun has been around for hundreds of years in different yet similar iterations. Fashion is cyclical as human tastes are. We reject the current popular trend which then spawns a new one, but mostly derived from previously existing trends in the far past. We do this enough times and then we circle around to arrive again where it all began. As it is, nothing is truly original, like matter and energy, everything comes from something.

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11 points

Broccoli haircut is much much worse than anything

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9 points

Oh please. It’s at least gonna have to get in line behind the alt-right undercut.

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7 points

I think you’ve misspelt mullet

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80 points

That was peak aesthetics.

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Was?
You too stray far from the light.

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10 points

But we like the dark.
Darkness, for dark deeds.

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6 points

BY FAR!

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74 points

Emo/Skater outfit makes everyone over 9000% more attractive.

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8 points

💯

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Helps that the style “hides” a lot, hard to tell what she really looks like under the makeup, loose clothing and accessories.

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