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yukichigai@kbin.social
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What a horrible day to have genitals.

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Dick Justice@lemmy.world
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Why did I learn how to read?

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VanillaGorilla@kbin.social
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Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.

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El Barto@lzrprt.sbs
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I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

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Fuck_u_spez_@lemmy.world
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Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.

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Donttaintmebro@lemmy.ca
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It’s a terrible day for rain.

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balderdash@lemmy.zip
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You can un-learn easily enough: here’s a ball-peen hammer

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Alcohol … Lots and lots of alcohol over many years does the same thing

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Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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Only two cures to a hangover: Don’t start, or don’t stop.

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moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Ok I guess we both have it bad

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captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck

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ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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How?

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TaleOfSam@kbin.social
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Life’s wild, my friend

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Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Some of us go from having one set of bits to having a different set of bits.

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DeusHircus@lemmy.zip
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Someone’s never had their balls shaved as smooth as a Christmas ham. You can definitely get bubbles floating up past your balls, but it takes a decent amount of sweat and a complete lack of hair

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Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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A fart is nowhere near as bad as the inside of a dirty toilet 😅

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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I think I’d rather have my junk hanging outside my body than to have a fart do a 180 on me

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wil@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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As a pussy haver. What the fuck

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motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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Today we encounter the “pussy havers” and the “pussy have nots” learning side by side! Spectacular!

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WhyIDie@lemmy.ml
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bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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The dreaded double dutch

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aaron_griffin@lemmy.world
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Don’t put fish in a dutch oven

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Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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Instructions unclear… just shit in Koi pond while attempting to Dutch oven a fish.

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